If you've ever called tech support you may be able to relate to half of this story. But have you ever had an experience like this? Calling is never fun because it means something is wrong, with whatever you're calling about. However it doesn't have to mean it can't be an entertaining experience.
Enter Ron from XBOX tech support, when asked for a freestyle rap describing XBOX, Ron came through and did not disappoint.
“any charges that were pending will have been negated. Okay? In the mean time, is there anything else I can do to assist you today?
Sounds good, thanks Ron
If you can write a dope freestyle about XBOX I’ll give you a crazy good review
Hmm, let’s see. My freestyle game isn’t that strong, but I can try! Ha
Ron's freestyle reads...
“Microsoft and XBOX, a console with flareGames with gold, and XBOX subs—home consoles sharedCustomers and competition, multiplayer decisions.Call of Duty and Halo, Destiny—FPS precision.Deals each week with bank account glares.Cheap weekly games, with no money to spare.With each moment passed, and troubleshooting galoreWe hit each resolution, dropping mics on floors.When all is said and done, and exhaustion to pourCustomers call us here at XBOX support—that’s what we’re here for.My rhyme is bad, my working is late;Thank you so much for the support, here making XBOX great.
That’s about all I could think of. My rhyme game is bad ha.”
Pretty sure, Ron earned his 5 star review with that!