Apparently 5-year-old Noah Ritter is ready for his time in the spotlight. The young boy was being interviewed by Pennsylvania's WNEP-TV at the Wayne County Fair about a ride when he took the mic and gave us a piece of his mind. Noah uses the word "apparently" 8 times in the 1.5 minute video... so apparently he's not too sure about how his life is going.
"Apparently I've never been on live television before," said Noah. "Apparently sometimes I don't watch the news, because I'm a kid, and apparently every time, apparently Grandpa just gives me the remote after we watch the Powerball." Makes sense.
"Apparently I already went down the super slide," Noah said confidently. "When I went down, I was scared half to death! I just freak out!" 
Somebody please give this child his own show right now.